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Post by England on May 29, 2012 15:22:39 GMT -5
IS NOT! *crosses arms* I'm sorry, Japan, but the only Nation on whom I spy is America. I am entitled to that, I believe =_=
.... UNDER MY BED.
*is choking to death under America* N-No, y-you're just fat!
Spread the pickup-line madness ;D
I'm looking forward to that ;P And it's first mate. Remember it, because when I call the first mate to the Captain's quarters... I want my first mate there immediately (:<
You obviously don't by how you were unable to retort to me shamelessly insulting your wit, or lack thereof.
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Post by America on May 29, 2012 15:52:13 GMT -5
=D She is entitled to spy on me. Although, you don't have to spy, ya know. >.<
...UNDER THE HEAD.
*gets up* DX AM NOT!
I did the pickup line you gave the other day, too. She told me to shut up.
First-mate. Got it. I shall always come whenever you call. >=D
...What? I will insult you with my wit, you...you...eyebrow-ed monster!
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Post by England on May 29, 2012 15:59:48 GMT -5
I'll just come up and ask, then. Much easier ;P
... I dunno.
*gets up, coughing and wheezing and groaning in pain* You are. *rubs back* Ugh.
That pickup line was gold D: HATER.
Let's try a test run. *rushes into the Captain's cabin and leans against the doorpost* First mate! *beckons with fingers* Come inside, will you?
... If that's the best you have to say, then you've got a long way to go.
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Post by America on May 29, 2012 16:03:24 GMT -5
Isn't it? And I shall almost always comply to your wishes.
...Neither do I.
*huffs* It's muscle. You're just scrawny and skinny and small and weak.
She be hating like she be baiting.
*whips out sunglasses and strides coolly to captain's cabin* Yo. You called?
Grr...damn you, England! *raises fist toward sky* I curse you with all my might!
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Post by England on May 29, 2012 16:23:05 GMT -5
Very good. Yeah, you better cross that 'almost' out ;P
W-What!? *crosses arms self-consciously* I most certainly am NOT scrawny! I have muscle, too, you just can't see it!
Sometimes, I just ask myself: "WTF".
Yes, I did call. *grabs by the wrist* Come inside. We have much to, ehhh.... discuss.
I'm the one with the magic in here, not you. Sorry to disappoint.
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Post by America on May 29, 2012 17:08:05 GMT -5
Ah, I did. Heh. I'll do anything you wish, babe. Uh...huh. Sure. Whatever makes you happy, Iggles.
My mommy asks that for me. I don't question myself.Mm, I like the sound of where this is going. I have aliens. Who will abduct you. In five minutes.
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Post by England on May 29, 2012 17:36:12 GMT -5
Anything? How about... Making me a sandwich? A SEXY sandwich!
Ah, thank you for having my happiness to heart. You're a lot more considerate than I thought you would be.
But speaking to the voices inside your head is healthy for the brain! D: Oh really? In which case, come along. *drags inside and closes the door, locking it* Aliens don't exist, pffft. Even if they did, they would never be able to abduct me! *checks watch* I'm waiting!
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Post by America on May 29, 2012 17:52:01 GMT -5
OF COURSE I'LL MAKE YOU A SANDWICH! IT'S WHAT WOMEN DO BEST!
How does that work?
No prob! The hero loves making people happy!
I speak to them out loud. And my kitties give me funny looks. 'Snot my fault I stage arguments with myself and even bring in new accents. *needs a life*
*is dragged* NOW! Let's have a blast to the past and some fun in the sun! =D
That's all you know. They'll be along annnyyyy minute now.
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Post by England on May 29, 2012 18:54:01 GMT -5
I thought I was the wife? But okay, I'm not complaining. I DUNNO. Make it work.
It's okey, I argue with the voice in my head, too. I don't speak out loud, though. I haven't gotten that far yet ;P
..... Enough with the rhyming, Stars n' Stripes. Time to get down to business ;P
I'm still waiiiiiiiiiiiiting.... *taps foot impatiently*
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Post by America on May 29, 2012 18:58:13 GMT -5
...Well. I had a...brain fart there for a moment. Don't complain, I'm making you a damn sandwich. >=[ Righto! *puts bikini on sandwich* There!
Ah. I speak out loud when I'm all alone. XPLet's get down to business! To defeat the Huns! I'm done. Take me, Iggy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBzqL5_HuwoIt happened.
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Post by England on May 29, 2012 20:57:51 GMT -5
Good, very good. And now.... feed it to me. *shot* LOLWHUT. That's, uhmmm.... very sexy indeed...
.... Alright, now that you're done being silly, let's get started ;P MY BODY IS READY.
..... Oh god. What just happened!? England looked really derpy, though xDDD
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Post by Japan on May 29, 2012 21:04:44 GMT -5
(I think I am still owning you, England...without the literal meaning of the word. That pleasure belongs to Meri XD)
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Post by [x] Norway on May 29, 2012 21:21:22 GMT -5
*takes quick picture and starts setting up video camera* Oh dont mind me! Lemme just finish putting this up! :3 Please continue!
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Post by America on May 30, 2012 16:32:00 GMT -5
Oh, I'll feed it to you alright. Isn't it, though? Eat it and enjoy the amazing sexiness of this here sandwich!I'M GLAD YOUR BODY IS READY! So...I get to dominant in this situation, yes? Tony just abducted you, that's what happened. The sound at the end means he's pregnant, btw. Have fun!(Japan is correct in all her ways, Iggy. listen to her.) XD *doesn't mind Norway* Don't let Spain steal these, got it? >.<
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Post by [x] Norway on May 30, 2012 16:46:16 GMT -5
I wont let him~!
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