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Post by America on May 24, 2012 17:27:18 GMT -5
I'm not hopeless! I'm just a growing man who has much work to complete and not enough time to brush teeth or wash hands. You're Canadian, you're allowed to be fancy to some extent. I forgive you.
Sounds goo- wait. I...I'll be called to your quarters frequently? ^.^ I like my job a lot better now. ...My sister! She's always up for shenanigans!
Aw, but you love every bit of my embarrasing-wankerish self.
Hm. Well...I'll be completely topping no matter what, so...yeah.
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Post by England on May 24, 2012 17:33:08 GMT -5
.... I'm sure you're just so busy playing video games and annoying the hell out of the entire world that you don't have time to brush your teeth or wash your hands. I understand completely =_= The perks of being first mate, love Hahaha, your sister FTW! Have fun causing awkwardness, then xD I... Alright, s-so maybe I do. But just a little. I-I'm not head-over-heels for you, or anything, so don't get any ideas >_> *stands on tip-toes and kisses* Mwah~ >////< How come you're the designated seme!? =_= The masculinity inside of me disagrees with this choice of arrangements.
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Post by America on May 24, 2012 17:39:34 GMT -5
Hey, some of those video games are near impossible to beat, I'll have you know! I have to keep concentrated and, if I brush my hands or wash my teeth, I'll never beat the levels!
Ah, good perks they are. We always cause awkwardness. Best time was when she had a little green bunny with her on a walk and some lady asked her about it and she just SPINS around (it was lovely) and says, "Why, this is Flying Mint Bunny!" in a perfect British accent.
*kisses back* MWAH! MWAH MWAH MWAH! I wouldn't dream of ever getting those ideas. Nuh-uh. Never in a million years. The stars would turn cold before I thought you were head-over-heels for me. The world would explode by fish if I though such a thing.
What masculinity?
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Post by England on May 24, 2012 17:59:34 GMT -5
Alibis. Is that why you're so dirty all the time? >_>
Whaaaat. You sister's amazing xD It would have been funnier, though, if she waved into thin air afterwards and went "And this is my pet unicorn~" xDDD
.... Is that sarcasm, America? *does not know how to react, nervously fidgets instead* THIS MASCULINITY! *rips off shirt*
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Post by Japan on May 24, 2012 18:05:13 GMT -5
(I totally wasn't trying to phrase it that way...until I started typing it that way, then realized I needed to keep going. I think my inner filter tried to stop me...then I went 'But the double meaning...it's awesome!' and went with it)
I believe that we are also teaching Sea-kun the very valuable lesson about how to determine who is 'top' in command of any vessel~
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Post by America on May 24, 2012 19:05:08 GMT -5
Define 'dirty', 'cause we clearly have different definitions of the word. Actually, I'm a germaphobic, so I can't stand going without brushing my teeth at least twice a day. >.<
If she doesn't have the bunny with her, she'll do that anytime she sees someone. We get some odd looks I tell you. Best times are when people are outside BBQing and she just starts talking to her 'friends'.
Maybeeee. *kisses again* You're just too adorable sometimes, though. I can't help it.
You have very nice curves, dude. I've got pure muscle, though. Eat it.
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Post by [x] Finland on May 24, 2012 19:05:20 GMT -5
HEY! Don't do anything raunchy in front of my child, or... Or... Ah, I'll get Sweden! *flails*
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Post by England on May 24, 2012 19:22:55 GMT -5
... Dirty, as in covered in layers of dust and sweat, AND dirty, as in the definition of dirty your dirty mind came up with when you read the word =__= Dirty like how I can get when I'm drunk xD Whoa. Well, uhmmm.... I guess your teeth must be really white, then? That's amazing Your sister has guts. I wouldn't be able to look crazy on purpose in front of people xD *kisses back, frowning* I... I'm not adorable... *puffs cheeks, crossing arms* That's hardly the right word to describe me... Curves!? I've got muscle! You've got fat! Although you might want to be a bit more specific with what you want me to eat. We have to educate him some day, Finland. It's time he got.... The Talk.
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Post by [x] Finland on May 24, 2012 19:25:29 GMT -5
I'm telling Sweden! And god you two my kid doesn't need to learn through, well, his big brother... Are you trying to traumatize him? D:
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Post by America on May 24, 2012 19:29:24 GMT -5
...Actually, I wasn't thinking of anything dirty, but now I am... ...*sigh* No. I brush like a freaking maniac, but...I have ugly teeth. I never smile with my teeth if I can't help it.
Indeed she does. We make a good team.
Fine. Cute. Sweet. Endearing. You pick.
Fat? Pfft, no. It's muscle. Oh, deeply sorry, but I was certain you knew what I meant.
Ah, well...we can cover Sealand's eyes, yes? Sorry, Finny. ^.^; Don't call Sweden on me- he's a scary dude. >.<
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Post by England on May 24, 2012 19:38:35 GMT -5
Liar, I'm pretty sure you did >_> Don't worry about it, I have a sideways smile, so I never grin, either xD I'm sure you're cute, though <3
*trying not to smile* Still not the terms that are adequate. Come on, America, I'm not a little girl, and thus, 'cute' doesn't apply to me. And if anybody's sweet here, it's you.... *hugs tightly* >/////< It's fat, stop denying it. And no, I didn't know what you meant, please elaborate, I'm afraid I cannot quite grasp your intentions ;P
... I guess that would work. All Sealand has to do is go browse the Internet while we, ahem... Go on with our activities. It's not like we're making him watch, or anything.
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Post by America on May 24, 2012 19:50:02 GMT -5
Surrrrre, let's go with that. Still, everyone knows you're much more perverted than I am. Ah, but...I have to get braces this summer. *headdesk* They'll serve as a constant reminder of how my teeth are ugly. I've always been sensitive about my teeth. DXI'm as sweet as chocolate, aren't I? *tears off shirt* MUSCLE. Ah, b-but...Sealand's in the room and Finland and Sweden are looking pissed at us already...Ah, yes. No, he shouldn't watch our...activities. Cough cough.
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Post by England on May 24, 2012 19:59:09 GMT -5
Don't insinuate things that aren't true! I-I'm not a pervert! I think you'll look beautiful either way because you're still the same 'Meri we all know and love :3 Braces, or no braces, I think your smile would still look wonderful <3
Don't flatter yourself. Sweet like dark chocolate, maybe >_> No, no, please, I insist. Keep going. We're both shirtless now, so why stop? ; D
Well, he'll have to learn some day. *crosses arms and huffs* He won't be a child forever, after all.
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Post by America on May 24, 2012 20:13:14 GMT -5
Keep telling yourself that, Iggy. It's adorable. D'awwww, how sweet. *blushes* But...meh, I'll stick to my glaring. *sends love-glares*
I happen to adore dark chocolate. It's the stuff of the gods.
True, true. So, you do realize I didn't want you to eat it exactly, right? Painful, man, painful.
I concur, England.
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Post by [x] Finland on May 24, 2012 20:14:42 GMT -5
Meri. I thought you were onto something earlier, my son is not watching this :/ England, I know you don't like him but stop acting so childish, be the mature adult in the situation!
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