BECAUSE I CAN, THAT'S WHY!

[England]

Gibraltar? Also mine. End of the conversation.

I must've missed it, honestly I was kinda afk when we were having the Falkland Islands conversation, so I must've missed my cue, is all xD

I'M NOT YOUR MOM, I'M YOUR DAD! *flips Eastport*

[[x] Eastport]

*is flipped into America* DAMMIT!!!! *stands up* Not cool! *throws Henry at you* TAKE THAT! D<

[England]

*ducks Henry* I'M A MATRIX PERSON. YOU CAN'T HIT ME.

[[x] Eastport]

;A; YOU DIDN'T CATCH HENRY! YOU MONSTER! *runs to see if Henry is alright*

[America]

Henry sounds like the name of a rooster. If I ever have a rooster, we're naming it Henry.

Because Meri honestly has no frigging clue anymore.

[[x] Eastport]

;-; It's my Blue Crab... *holds up a half-unconscious and pissed off blue crab* _{It's okay~ *hugs you*}

[America]

Don't make a crab cake outta it, please.

We're still naming my rooster Henry, though. -.-

[[x] Eastport]

Q[]Q WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT?!? HE'S LIKE MY BEST/ONLY FRIEND!!! *shelters Henry behind my back*

Fine. >.>

[Lithuania]

Lol Gibraltar is totally Spain and England's love child XD

I want to know who Sealand's other parent is
England certainly gets around! XD

The news is currently covering the Falklands -sigh-

[[x] Eastport]

Where is that, anyway?

Yeah, I just hope he won't leave dad again. -3- *looks pointedly at England*

Oh, fun~ XD

[England]

..... GLARE AT ME ALL YOU WANT, CHILD. FOR I AM YOUR FATHER.

Uhmmm.... I dunno I consider Sealand to be Finland's and Sweden's love child, so I can't put my input for that. But he has the eyebrows..... Threesome? *shot*

OH I SEE. Well, uhhh..... Oops?

[[x] Eastport]

I keep tellin' ya, you're not my dad! >3< _{if anything, you're my mother! But I think you're actually closer to my grandfather, since it was mostly America that raised me and you raised him.}

[Argentina]

..If you just said he was your mother... wouldn't he be your grandmother, not your grandfather?

England, shut the fuck up. Everyone knows you're the woman in the relationship. Stop being such a coño.

[[x] Eastport]

Hm. True, true. *puts hand on chin in thought* And I guess that DOES make him my grandma... *shivers a bit* What a scary woman... man... person... nation.... thing...

XDD I'm startin' t' like ya, Tina! I say ya can be my aunt if ya feel like it~ ((I am gonna add his accent in when I can. ^w^))

[Argentina]

.....<3 *Huggles Eastport* odsnwon3w9jwe9 So cute~