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Post by Prussia on Oct 1, 2012 3:07:04 GMT -5
The first thing Prussia did upon finally arriving to the warehouse after a long trip was not gathering the others together, introducing himself or getting a status report. He didn’t head for his bunk to rest his sore feet or jump on one of the common room’s sofas to watch TV or beat his personal record in his racing game of choice. He didn’t drop off his stuff, and he didn’t kick his dirty boots off his feet; he still even carried the gun and the sword he had walked in with. See, Prussia had always been a man with an impeccable priority list, and he just could not live with himself if he didn’t follow it. Finding out what had happened while he was in Europe, where everyone was and how to proceed from here on out could wait. He had to cross off the most important thing in the list before anything else.
Yes, that meant he had to eat, and he had to do it right this damn second.
Prussia flung the kitchen’s door open with way more force than was warranted, practically smashing the door into the pure white wall behind it. The various canned foods decorating the many shelves shook dangerously upon the impact, but through some miracle or other they managed not to fall.
“Watch out, the awesome me’s arrived!” Prussia shouted the second his boot touched the kitchen’s floor, his voice loud, clear and boastful. His left thumb was pointing towards his puffed up chest, while his right hand was occupied trying to keep his entire luggage together. “I’m hungry, so whoever raises their hand first can cook for me. Haha, try not to fight amongst yourselves too much! You can always take turns cooking and feeding me; I’m gonna be staying here for a looong time, so I’m sure all of you get a chance unless you suck! England’s cooking sucks of course, so he’s out by default! Okay, who’s first?!”
When Prussia finally quieted down and fixed his sight in front of him to greet the admiring masses he noticed… that the kitchen was empty. His grin twitched only a bit before he managed to pull himself back together and just laugh his mistake off like always.
“Hahaha, so there’s… nobody here, huh. Guess I scared them off with my grand arrival!” Prussia declared, more to himself than anyone else. Damn, he hadn’t anticipated he'd end up alone the second he arrived. Come on, this was the freaking kitchen! Half the countries he knew were supposed to be fans of food. What gave?
Oh well.
“Keh, not like needed anyone to cook for me in the first place,” Prussia shrugged not much later, finally throwing all his stuff in the corner to free his hands. He still didn’t remove his muddy boots, however. That was only the fifth item in his list, after eating, sleeping, training, teasing whoever he came across and blogging about said teasing with his laptop. Wait, that made it the sixth, right? Meh, he was never good with numbers.
Rolling up his sleeves, Prussia walked deeper into the room and looked around. He definitely wouldn’t settle for any canned food. Ack, if only that damn Stubble had been here, he could’ve cooked. Really, cooking was all France was good for, and when you needed him he was nowhere to be seen. All the more reason to hate the guy.
Still, standing around wasn’t going to cook Prussia his food. So, without wasting any more time the young man started to pull out every cooking tool he could think of before waltzing over to the fridge and grabbing everything he thought he might need. Cooking couldn’t be so difficult, right? Just mix and match shit until you’ve got something edible. Someone as great as him shouldn’t have any trouble!
… Right?
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((FirstposthopeIdidthisright D8))
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Post by Seychelles on Oct 1, 2012 4:22:57 GMT -5
(( LISTEN PUNK! WHATEVER THAT CAN BE EATEN IS SEY'S TERRITORY!!! *blocks the kitchen* Sey only shares with friends ~xD))
Finally, she has done her groundskeeper duty. Washing all those filthy clothes were the worst! (especially the one with blood and guts all over it) Even though she might be grossed out, Sey was dying to eat her fish crackers again. Whistling a random tune, she makes her way to the kitchen, only to notice that there was somebody there. As a formal person, she wanted to greet him. But...
“I’m hungry, so whoever raises their hand first can cook for me. Haha, try not to fight amongst yourselves too much! You can always take turns cooking and feeding me; I’m gonna be staying here for a looong time, so I’m sure all of you get a chance unless you suck! England’s cooking sucks of course, so he’s out by default! Okay, who's first?!"
That was... Weird. The was no one in the kitchen. But at the same time was stupid. Seychelles wanted to ask him who he was talking to, but he immediately moved into the kitchen and started taking things out. The place now looks like a mess. Seychelles twitched her eye. Before her washing duty she had to clean this whole place up. And now it's a big mess.
She walks up to the fridge and takes out her fish crackers. Then makes her way to the chair and sits on it. Still upset that the place is a mess, she "voliently" munches on her fish crackers. "You're going to clean this place up, are'nt you?" her dark aura appeared.
((Youtotallydiditalright XD))
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Post by Prussia on Oct 1, 2012 4:40:38 GMT -5
"You're going to clean this place up, are'nt you?" Prussia hadn't even noticed the other nation entering - or sitting down for that matter - before she opened her mouth and startled him to almost dropping the eggs he was holding. Turning around, flour on his hair, a knife in his mouth and some salad leaves scattered across the table and his uniform, Prussia took in the girl's appearance. Dark skin, bright, golden eyes, pigtails... Seychelles, right? How the hell had she managed to sneak in without him noticing? His senses were perfect! She looked annoyed and her gaze was dark, maybe even accusatory. Huh. What was her problem? And what was it that she said? She actually assumed he'd clean up?! He only ever cleaned up if he had absolutely nothing else to do, if he was bound to find some secrets that way, or if there was something else in it for him - like praise. None of those conditions were met right now. "Pfft, clean, me?!" Prussia laughed, dropping the knife from between his teeth as he opened his mouth. "My amazing cleaning skills are reserved for far better things than this! Some loser can clean this up later, I have better and more awesome things to do!" He announced boldly, sticking one hand on his hip. The hand in which... he held an egg a few seconds now. An egg that was now smashed against the blue fabric of his uniform, the yolk dripping onto the floor. Prussia hadn't noticed that though. Just then his attention was stolen by the crackers the girl was munching on. His stomach crumbling and his cooking not going so well, he immediately pointed a finger, his trademark grin in place. "Those," he announced. "I give you permission to hand them over to me! I'm starving and this is taking too long!" ((Yay Also har, let the fight for the crackers begin!))
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Post by Seychelles on Oct 1, 2012 6:21:28 GMT -5
((Yah lets!! Btw, what country are you from? xD))
Seychelles could'nt help but to twitch her right eye. The kitchen was much more messier now. Her once clean and beautiful kitchen was now a dump. Not that she was a cleanaholic just like Singapore, but her hard work just went down the drain.
Seychelles look at her fish crackers. As if she was going to give a him any. She glared at him and popped one more fishcracker in her mouth. "Why should I give you any? Make your own food." Seychelles growled at him. Her tsundere side was showing all of a sudden.
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Post by Prussia on Oct 1, 2012 6:41:13 GMT -5
((I'm a Finn. You?))
Prussia was starting to grow just a tad impatient, though his grin never faded to reveal as much. The girl seemed intent to keeping her crackers all to herself. Well, wasn't like this was the first time he was denied something - he just always took what he wanted regardless of protests. This time wouldn't be any different.
"Haa? 'Why?'" Prussia repeated, amused, as if the whole question was ridiculous. "'Cause I want them. Isn't that a reason enough? You should be thankful for getting to give me food. Besides..." he nodded towards the mess he left on the table. "I can't make my awesome cooking in a kitchen like this. It's messy."
He folded his arms, eying the girl for a while before his grin suddenly widened. "Hey, wait a minute!" He suddenly exclaimed, his voice boastful and dripping with pride over his sudden realization. "You're one of the groundskeepers, right?"
A wide grin.
"Then... isn't it your job to clean up and make food for us proper soldiers, huh?" He asked, taunting, threatening to burst into condescending laughter any second now. Man, he was so awesome at comebacks! Just in case she still resisted, though...
Prussia took one step closer, his sights set on the crackers. If she refused to comply and cook for him, he'd go for the crackers. He'd pounce, like some really fucking awesome animal. Like, a tiger or something. Or, no, a baby chick! Those were the freaking best! Right. He'd go for the treats like a pissed baby chick.
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Post by Czech Republic on Oct 1, 2012 6:51:28 GMT -5
Czech was slumped over half of her body limb while the other half walked herself to the kitchen. It had been a long very trying day for her what with scouting out in the cold Canadian wilderness checking for zombies that might have decided to be bolder than usual. Sure it could be a laborious task at times but she enjoyed the fact that her sharp senses were being put to good use in this time of need.
Now that her patrol was finished her 'happy' levels were almost on empty which made the usually cheerful girl the sad state that she was now. She turned to the kitchen now entering through the door as her hand flew up to her stomach as it bellowed out at her.
All she needed was a little food and she'd be back her cheerful adorable self.
As she entered the kitchen she saw stood up straight at the sound of two familar voices. She saw that one belonged to her friend Sey who she instantly gave a smile to despite the fact that she was looking not as friendly as usual. Then there was another voice...one that made her blood run cold.
'That loud obnoxious voice...oh god please don't let it be him, please let it be him, please don't let it be him!'
Almost afraid to look up she saw that it was as she feared. The man who terrified her so much as a child...the man who raised her after 'stealing' her from Mr. Austria and Miss Hungary. Yes it was him. The great and powerful Lord Prussia.
"AHHH!! IT'S PRUSSIA!!"
She screamed this as she always did even as a child when she would see him approaching or had the misfortune to bump into him. She then proceeded to run Sey and hide behind her for protection, also something that she did since she was child. She looked up from behind the nation that was just a few inches taller than she was then quickly hide away. It seemed that the faint memories of her youth were calling to her.
(I WANNA JOIN! I hope you don't mind!)
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Post by Seychelles on Oct 1, 2012 6:55:46 GMT -5
((Singapore~ your that invisible user right? XD))
Seychelles eyes widened as she saw her fish cracker being snatched away. Who does he think he is? She stands up and tries to take whats rightfully her back, but because of height... She was really pissed. Not that she ever acted like this in front of everyone, most of the times she was smiling and laughi.g. To think he was the first person, other than that ass England, to make her angry.
Not that she wanted to lose to him, but that was the last packet of fish cracker she had for the week. There was no way se want to waste it.
"F-Fine! I'll cook for you! But give me back my fish crackers!" Sey shouted defeatly, still trying to claim back whats rightfully hers. The worse part was that she would have to clean the whole place up again after she finishes. This guy was really testing her patience.
[[sorry Czrech I did'nt saw ya post when I posted ^^; ]]
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Post by Egypt on Oct 1, 2012 7:20:20 GMT -5
(I felt like joining in~! )
Egypt, who had heard the entire conversation, entered the kitchen. He walked in on a peculiar situation, Prussia holding Seychelles' fish crackers above his head and practically black mailing her into cooking for him. Sneaking up behind the taller nation, Egypt used his curved staff to snatch the crackers from the near albino's hand. Catching the crackers with one hand and smacking him on the head with the other. Egypt quietly gave Prussia a piece of his mind, quite pissed off for once.
"Prussia you get here not even 20 minutes ago and you've already got 2 people mad at you. You track mud everywhere and sling your things around like you own the place, which you don't." Eyes growing dark, almost worse that Russia, the Mediterranean nation continued on his mini rant. "Yes it's true that Miss Seychelles is a grounds keeper but that does not give you the right to boss her around, do you understand that?" Egypt shook his staff to make sure the taller nation understood. "Now I think you should apologize to her and make your own food, she probably has more important things to do that put up with the likes of you..."
(Sorry if I'm god-modding~! DX )
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Post by Seychelles on Oct 1, 2012 7:37:44 GMT -5
((dont worry pal, your not God modding! unlike me who has embarrassed myself once godmodding ;-; ))
Seychelles' smile came back again as she ran over to Egpyt and hugged him. "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" Sey said happily before placing a friendly kiss on his cheek. Her fish crackers was finally hers again! Sey took the fish crackers from Egypt and turn around,looking at the albino she sticked out her tongue at him. She then look at Czrech, who was afraid all of a sudden. Wellshe is totally not going to let a friend get scared over some bully.
Seychelles move over to Czrech and give her her famous "chill please" hug. Which she has only done it to someone if they are scared or afraid. And please, France did not teach her this. She look at Prussia and glared at him. "Say sorry and I will cook for you." she growled at him. Not that she wanted to be kind to him, but she can try her cooking again.
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Post by Prussia on Oct 1, 2012 7:38:47 GMT -5
EDIT: There, edits done~
((Of course we don't mind, the more the merrier! And yes, I'm the invisible ninjauser dude thingy B) And nope, that wasn't godmoding! I hope what Prussia did in the end is okay too, I just couldn't resist XD Poor crackers...))
Prussia couldn't contain his amusement anymore. The mere look on Seychelles' face when he snatched the crackers was enough to make him burst out into proud laughter. Her attempts to reclaim the lost food item made it all even better; try as she might she just couldn't reach the cracker packet, held firmly in Prussia's right hand far above his head.
"Kesesee, that's what you get for messing with the best!" The male nation boasted, though he had to admit the girl's anger surprised him a bit. He didn't know much about her, but he had heard she was usually very cheerful. Oh well, just went to show just how big an impact he had on her after just a short teasing session. Hah!
"F-Fine! I'll cook for you! But give me back my fish crackers!" The girl finally gave in, still trying to reach the packet in vain. Hah, he won! Well, he knew he would win from the start, but still, it felt good being recognized like that. And here he had thought women were difficult to deal with. This was actually pretty easy! Prussia smirked, victorious, and then looked away, shrugging his shoulders. He had an idea to make this even more fun. A devilish little plan to piss the girl off even more - and humiliate her on the side; he’d make her kneel and beg she could cook for him before giving the crackers back!
Before he could open his mouth however, a loud shout tore Prussia's attention away from his current 'victim'. Turning, he saw a girl with long red hair scream his name in terror and hide behind Seychelles so fast his eyes almost couldn’t follow. Prussia couldn't but blink. What the hell was that? Who the hell was-
Prussia tilted his head as the girl peeked from behind Seychelles. That way of shouting, and that face... she seemed familiar from somewhere. She was definitely another nation. From Europe, probably. Keh. He had dealt with so many nations he could never remember them all. It wasn't that his memory was bad though - it was just selective. Yeah.
"Hey, you!" Prussia exclaimed, pointing a finger at the newcomer. He was starting to recall her a bit more now. She had always used to hide behind people whenever he was near. Yeah, she was- "Czech, right? You're that weird kid from... years ago!" Prussia cocked his head, smirking once more. "Perfect! You can join Seysey here, she was just about to kneel and cook for me!"
Just then Prussia felt something hit his head. He grunted and reflexively clasped his head, turning around to find… some African dude. Egypt, was it? Where the hell had he come from?! How did people manage to sneak up on him like that, multiple times?
The man launched into a rant, during which Prussia just folded his arms and started tapping his foot on the floor impatiently. Damn, he hated to be lectured! Lectures were always so boring and… meaningless. He couldn’t do anything wrong or against the rules – he wrote the rules! Was above them.
Finally, after rambling something about mud and being bossy – Prussia wasn’t sure, he didn’t really listen all that well – the shorter nation ended his rant with: "Now I think you should apologize to her and make your own food, she probably has more important things to do that put up with the likes of you..."
Prussia laughed and was just about to reply when Seychelles went and took the crackers from Egypt. Damn it, there went his hostage…
“Say sorry and I will cook for you," she said with a glare. What, first Egypt and now she, too? They both thought he’d apologize?!
Prussia chuckled.
“Whaaat? Apologize? No way, I’ve never apologized to anyone! I don’t even know what the word means!” He laughed. “Besides, I don’t have to do that! Strong people don’t have to apologize, and I’m the strongest in the world! I can do what I want! Like, for example this!”
Prussia snatched the crackers back from Seychelles once more, and without a second’s delay he… poured them all into his mouth and started to munch on them with all his might. It was a bit painful but damn it, he'd endure and show how merciless he could be!
And so, mouth filled to the brim with delights, he grinned and shouted: “Hhwoh’s thhath!”
((Sorry that this got so long! ;; I tried to have him react to everything going on since my previous post and keep up with the timeline. Of course, you only need to react to the part about him refusing to apologize and eating the crackers, so it's not that much!))
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Post by Seychelles on Oct 1, 2012 8:03:46 GMT -5
((well hello there Mr ninja guy XD ))
Seychelles eyes widened as she saw all her fish crackers being poured into the albinos mouth. Her last packet of fish cracker for the week... All gone... He really pushed her to the limits. Instead of crying, Seychelles started cursing at him. Blurting out all the crap she could think of. Seychelles cooled down and had an idea. She walked behind him and took out a frying pan, without waiting she smashed it on his head. Thanks to her best friend Hungary, she knew how to attacked and defend herself against idiots. A dark arua, even darker than Russia and Egpyt's, spreaded across the room. It was the first time she ever let out this kind of arua.
Seychelles slammed the frying pan on the prussian's head once more, making him fall to the ground. Seychelles bent down and pulled his collar, making the albino look straight into her,once happy and cheerful but now deadly and evil, eyes. "No one touches my fish crackers without asking you know?~" Sey sang evily. This is what happens when yoake her angry.
Before sey could do anything, she came back to her senses. She immediately let go of his collar and stand up, shock of what she just did. Sey close her eyes and clenched her fist. "your not worth fighting..." Seychelles said before returning to her seat and taking out her book, desperately trying not to cry.
((well its the awesome Prussia we are taking here. So its ok to do that~ Tell me i Sey was being too volient... I could'nt resist being yandere sometimes xD ))
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Post by Egypt on Oct 1, 2012 8:11:04 GMT -5
Egypt's eye grew wide, a vein becoming visible on his temple. He hauled off and cracked the Prussian on the head much harder that his little warning tap. The African nation's body grew much more dark, probably much more scary that Russia could have pulled if he were in the same situation.
"Now that was just plain rude, Prussia. I normally don't like to hurt my allies but you've given me no choice..." The Mediterranean nation began to advance on the Prussian Nation. "We DO NOT need an arrogant, hot headed, selfish, no good piece of khara /shit/ in the ware house." He drew closer still, less that 2 feet from Prussia now. "If you are not willing to do your share of work, including cooking for your self, then you should just go back home. Even the 'big and scary' Russia knows that the situation is dire enough; he gets along with the others here and does his fair share of work!"
The Mediterranean nation brushed past Prussia and went to his bunk mate and Seychelles. Much calmer now that he had that out of his system.
"Are you all right Czech, Seychelles?" He looked to the discarded cracker wrapper on the floor. "Do not worry Seychelles, I am most sure that we can get more fish crackers sent in with the next shipment of supplies."
(I sort of don't like it that Prussia and Egypt are arguing... even if it's kind of one sided >.< )
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Post by Prussia on Oct 1, 2012 8:37:52 GMT -5
((Hello |D))
Prussia almost choked on the crackers still left in his mouth when something suddenly smashed against his head. Had it been anyone else in the receiving end of the hit than Prussia, they probably wouldn't have known exactly what hit them. But Prussia knew, he was familiar with the clanking sound, the feeling of cold metal against his scalp - he was hit a frying pan, no doubt about it. Cursing, holding his head and paling at the thought of Hungary having shown up, the man turned around. But what he saw wasn't his childhood rival but... Seychelles? She looked... scary. Damn it, this was exactly why women were-
"W-wait," he gasped just before she hit him again, this time hard enough to knock him off his feet. He was too dizzy to hear what she said and his vision too blurry to make out what was happening. The next he knew, the crazy woman had let go of him and went to... randomly read a book while Egypt was closing in on him, looking just as malicious as Seychelles. D-damn it, what was it with these people?! They were reminding him of the one nation he was actually terrified of.
Still a bit dizzy, Prussia only caught bits and pieces of what Egypt said. He was being insulted, that much was clear, and he could hear something about going back home... keh, what the hell? Didn't they realize they needed him here?! He was the best soldier they had, he'd be the one responsible for keeping the zombies away, not for cleaning up an already messy kitchen or cooking food with limited ingredients and tools!
The mention of Russia froze every drop of blood in his veins though. What, Russia got... along with people? Impossible! That maniac couldn't possibly...
It made Prussia think. If Russia managed to get along with people... should he try too? He didn't want to lose to that bastard! But there was no way he'd apologize...
"Tch," Prussia mumbled after a while and stood up a bit shakily, rubbing blood from his vision. His head throbbed from pain, but compared to all the battles he had been through the pain wasn't anything he couldn't handle. Probably. Was he seeing two fridges right now? Ugh...
"Th- that didn't even hurt!" Prussia exclaimed as he turned around, attempting to get his cocky grin back. He managed only halfway, though - he did succeed in grinning, but it was more pained than he had meant to. "You guys have nooo power whatsoever! And that's why I - the Great Prussia is here! To protect your asses from the zombies! So..."
Prussia weighted his options. He really, really wanted to get something to eat, and he didn't want another beating, but his pride refused to let him ask nicely or any other stupid shit like that. He was way above these people anyway! Still, when he spoke next his voice was a bit more quiet, and slightly less boastful: "So the least you could do for me is just..." His stomach grumbled and Prussia folded his arms, just a tad embarrassed. "Make... me some damn food!"
((Aww, sorry 'bout that. Prussia can just be very difficult, but that's what's fun about him~))
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Post by Czech Republic on Oct 1, 2012 8:54:20 GMT -5
(LOL!! IS THIS THREAD ON SPEED!? D8 )
Czech stood there quietly as possible...hoping that he wouldn't reconize her...hoping that maybe he would jsut dimiss her as a nation that meant little to nothing to him but once he pointed at her and stated her name she felt ready to faint. Compaired the Mister Austria this guy was terrifying. She was paralyzed when her shield moved at him with a frying pan.
Her eyes widened at once as she made to hide behind Egypt now but paused when she looked at him. Seeing him hurt made her big sister instincts kick in at once. He said it didn't hurt but she could see through that lie right away. Plus she had to admitt that seeing him embarressed was kind of cute.
She thought it over quietly. It had been a very long, long time since she had gazed at Prussia. When she was liberated of his care she did her best to stay as far away as possible for fear of being his little minion. But now that the time had past and she was a young lady maybe...it was time to put that fear aside and maybe try to be friendly.
""You guys have nooo power whatsoever! And that's why I - the Great Prussia is here! To protect your asses from the zombies! So...make...me some damn food!"
Slowly she stepped forward unable to meet his eyes as she began to fiddle with her blue scarf around her neck. A habit that she had a picked up from her youth for when she was nervous.
"Um...Lord Prussia...?"
She looked up at him showing him her overly adorable gaze. She had done this technique so many times that she would unconciously do it in order to win someone over. In other words she was using the ultimate weapon. The Czech Pout...a move where she made a face so sweet and so adorable that it would make it near impossible for anyone to refuse her.
"A--are you okay? Th--that frying pan looked like it hur--hurt!" She asked him stuttering like a shy little girl adding more to the cutness.
(LOL What can I say? Czech's biggest defense is being adorable!)
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Post by Seychelles on Oct 1, 2012 9:00:53 GMT -5
((I shall make Prussia say sorry! *some random evil laughter* lolz))
Seychelles glared at the albino, who was actually begging them to make him food! This made Sey smirk. Well, she can never stay as the evil version for long. As a kind hearted asian, she forgives people easily. Seychelles smiled at Egpyt, showing a sign of thanks to him. She got up and walk over to the fridge, taking out a packet of bacon and some eggs. She them walked over tp the counter, avoiding the albino in pain.
Sey took the frying pan from the ground and place it on the stove, started the fire. "one or two eggs?" She said to Prussia.
((sey is studying now so late reply! TT~TT))
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