Post by china on Apr 7, 2012 23:40:34 GMT -5
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Who ever thought the fate of the world would be weighed on the shoulders of zombies?
Funny as these horrors are, there's a few things that really ruin my picture of them. For one, they are the easiest creatures to handel with brains on the Earth (other then maybe slugs). They don't avenge, they are emotionless wrecks. They strike no pity. In fact, the nopera incident was even harder, the Noperas wanted to improve us. That's worse, their intentions were justified. Zombies don't stick up for each-other.
WE are in the future, even so, I'd just love to round them up and nuke them. But if that seems too stupid to start with, let's get complicated and inventive. How would you kill a zombie?
Here's a few I need to list down:
-Snipers with exploding bullets.
-Wall to wall laser doors that decimate the brain when zombies step between two designated trees. (We're all aiming for the brain here).
-(Zombies are dead humans, we need to get them to rot faster) Worms that eat rotting flesh and are self-destructing when the job is done, once they taste a bite of that DNA they have to finish all of it off. When they can't reach anymore of the zombie they ate into, they automatically wipe themselves off Earth.
-Acid baths (body fat is really difficult and would be sole target. After that they're only skin and bone).
Who ever thought the fate of the world would be weighed on the shoulders of zombies?
Funny as these horrors are, there's a few things that really ruin my picture of them. For one, they are the easiest creatures to handel with brains on the Earth (other then maybe slugs). They don't avenge, they are emotionless wrecks. They strike no pity. In fact, the nopera incident was even harder, the Noperas wanted to improve us. That's worse, their intentions were justified. Zombies don't stick up for each-other.
WE are in the future, even so, I'd just love to round them up and nuke them. But if that seems too stupid to start with, let's get complicated and inventive. How would you kill a zombie?
Here's a few I need to list down:
-Snipers with exploding bullets.
-Wall to wall laser doors that decimate the brain when zombies step between two designated trees. (We're all aiming for the brain here).
-(Zombies are dead humans, we need to get them to rot faster) Worms that eat rotting flesh and are self-destructing when the job is done, once they taste a bite of that DNA they have to finish all of it off. When they can't reach anymore of the zombie they ate into, they automatically wipe themselves off Earth.
-Acid baths (body fat is really difficult and would be sole target. After that they're only skin and bone).